Words to make a picture

I left this contract that I was at for 1.5 years and had a guy working that was quite the character. He was about 60 years old and he self proclaimed hippie and current nudist. He grew his nails out very long and his fingers had aged into curves to give him the appearance of curved claws insteads of hands. He was a strange bird and some of the inappropriate things he would say at work floored me and others.
Here are all the ones I thought to write down. Mind you his voice was loud and carried far and he was generally yelling these to someone over the phone.

"I am certain it will be something very testicle"
"Pick the hill you want to die on. This isnt the one"
"I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?"
" there's where the rub comes in"
"if you scratch the wee-wee too many times in the same spot ... "
"whats a mother to do?"
" unilateral action is not recommended"
" i am going to smack that wee-wee"
"we will finger it out"

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Christmas Eve Night

The sun setting on christmas eve over the water.

Gorgeous Christmas Eve

What an amazing christmas eve. Cant believe how clear the sky is. The gorgeous clouds and you can really see the mountains.

Needs a cream sauce

So I bought Julie and Julia and watched it again. I saw it in the theater and loved it so much. I had to run out and cook and get groceries and thats why I had to get the Foreman grill. This meal turned out wonderful. Its puff pastry filled with shittake mushrooms, button mushrooms garlic green onions fresh thyme, rosemary and sage with lots of butter. I mixed in walnuts and golden raisins. Yum! I then grilled the sausage. This really could have used a light cream sauce over the whole thing to make it magnificent. It was still really quite good.

Nighttime in the city

I love the lights at night. I find it very something.

George knows how to cook

I have always been a huge fan of the Foreman Grill. How the hell this guy got involved I dont know but I love them. Just bought a new one to replace the one that was many years old. I bought the 20 dollar one and now sorta regret it. Should have got the 50 dollar one but its still a grill and I needed it bad and its new :)

Merry Christmas

Im sad I didnt get a tree so I had to run out and get lights. I felt a little better, not much though.

Not exactly a pic but still inspired

http://nobleturkey.net/page%201%20taming%20of%20the%20shrew%20twss.mp3

Daytime

Its very peaceful when I look over and see the sun shining in.

dark puffy clouds

Pretty dark purple clouds