I left this contract that I was at for 1.5 years and had a guy working that was quite the character. He was about 60 years old and he self proclaimed hippie and current nudist. He grew his nails out very long and his fingers had aged into curves to give him the appearance of curved claws insteads of hands. He was a strange bird and some of the inappropriate things he would say at work floored me and others.
Here are all the ones I thought to write down. Mind you his voice was loud and carried far and he was generally yelling these to someone over the phone.
"I am certain it will be something very testicle"
"Pick the hill you want to die on. This isnt the one"
"I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?"
" there's where the rub comes in"
"if you scratch the wee-wee too many times in the same spot ... "
"whats a mother to do?"
" unilateral action is not recommended"
" i am going to smack that wee-wee"
"we will finger it out"
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